Assorted Stupidity #123
In this edition: Ukraine gets its own TV president; grease thieves plague America; so do “product influencers”; an army of turtles threatens Florida; and how not to destroy evidence.
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Third Man Beaten With Own Leg by Leg-Wielding Girlfriend
The third since I’ve been keeping records, at least.
Plaintiff Alleges Boss Insisted He Get an Exorcism
She also wanted him to fill out a questionnaire that’s probably worse than the ritual would have been.
UPDATE: Judge Who Accidentally Resigned Is Out of a Job
In a surprising development, the commissioners decided to do something.
Judge’s Supporters Say the Texas Constitution Sucks
It does, but that isn’t a great answer to the question.
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Court of Appeal Upholds Right to Private Drunkenness
A man’s woodshed is his castle’s outbuilding. Or something like that.
