Assorted Stupidity #116
In this edition: witness misplaced, grandma tased, chest-bumps delivered, all drug-test boxes checked, and incomprehensible pleadings raged at.
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Good Reason to Kill #71: Argued About Who’d Play Aretha Franklin in the Aretha Franklin Movie
The answer is Jennifer Hudson, but if the guy with a gun says it’s Halle Berry, just agree with him.
Canadian Rectal Smuggler Catches a Break on Appeal
Things came out slightly better than expected.
“Dumbest Insider Trading Crime I’ve Ever Seen” Was Pretty Dumb
As such crimes go, anyway.
Bison-Taunter Arrested
Please do not taunt the bison.
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