Assorted Stupidity #120
In this edition: a federal judge says she can’t fix the NFC championship game; Captain Kirk denies paternity; a sheriff wonders why police would do their jobs if they can’t steal money from suspects; and more.
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Stolen Swedish Crown Jewels Turn Up During Suspect’s Trial
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Sheriff Says Use of Camera to Zoom in on Defense Attorney’s Notes Was “Inadvertent”
The explanation left something to be desired.
Sadly, I Must Report That There Was in Fact No “Canoe Chase”
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
Bill Would Make Sasquatch Washington’s Official State Cryptid
It would become the first state to adopt an official cryptid, to the best of my knowledge.
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Family Lost in Corn Maze Calls 911
WALK THROUGH THE CORN AND GO TOWARD THE LIGHTS. THAT IS ONE WAY TO ESCAPE A CORN MAZE WITHOUT CALLING FOR BACKUP.
