Googling the Bar

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People reach Lowering the Bar in many different ways.  Sometimes the Internet address comes to them in a dream, inscribed in letters of gold on mighty tablets handed to them by a majestically robed spirit guide who looks a little like Barack Obama, but taller.  Others just click on it by accident.  Others, however, are clearly reaching it via Google.  The software I use to check Internet traffic also tells me, if someone came to the site via a Google link, what search they ran to get here (don’t worry — that’s all it tells me).  I find it pretty entertaining to see (1) the odd things some people are searching for and (2) the fact that this often leads them here.  Anyway, here’s the first installment of sample Google searches used to reach Lowering the Bar:

  • judge reprimands lawyers hilarious
  • midget bar exam
  • reptile birthday parties
  • drunk australian
  • law under medication sign legal document
  • tatoo parlors broward county florida
  • big pimpin pappy sues clients
  • goat painting incident
  • styrofoam mannequin alien creatures heads
  • where can we see domino toppling in action
  • dodgeball lawsuits
  • the person who broke engagement doesn’t get the ring
  • fall from bunkbed plaintiff
  • what is wrong with drew brees face
  • biodegradable styrofoam swallowing
  • Wisconsin law on errant golf balls
  • new york murder plea what happens in vegas stays in vegas
  • ostrich killers
  • tasters choice guy sues
  • kiss dwarf bar band
  • microwave crowd control device
  • meat loaf’s divorce
  • blind massage discrimination employment law
  • what will my credit report say if I was fired for misconduct
  • monkey helpers bite
  • woman attacked by squirrel hawaii
  • Bengal tiger defense/offense
  • Others are receiving monies from who knows where and I’d be curious to have them explain that
  • Three Stooges tats
  • Australia laws pet monkeys
  • cnn.com turd burglar
  • homemade ice resurfacer
  • costumed advertising
  • catchy blood transfusion title
  • go ahead and hate your neighbor go ahead and cheat a friend
  • Missouri youth dodgeball laws
  • Oklahoma tourism cockfighting
  • anna nicole called "creature"
  • why are they called milk duds
  • golf ball damage liability public denial letter
  • broken teeth food lawsuits
  • dubai drink driving lawsuits
  • richard simmons pocatello arrest
  • kentucky snake charmers religion
  • pub crawl lawsuits
  • how to stop employees from huddling when you are not around
  • misty understandings of English legal history
  • Florida appellate cases tree trimming
  • Ayatollah Fadlallah fatwa on music
  • legality of men wearing women’s clothes to work
  • obtaining a pardon in Virginia
  • lawsuits against California golfers
  • important not to yell
  • the dangers of the escorting business
  • bar exam good luck humorous