August 2008

Pets Too Sexy For Saudi Arabia, Say Religious Police

Are there any two words as comforting as "religious police"?  Doubtful.  Especially if they follow the words "Saudi Arabia’s." Saudi Arabia’s religious police, also known by the even more comforting title "The Commission for the Promotion of Virtue and the…




Cloned-Dog Owner Denies She is Actually Mormon Sex Kidnapper

Here’s the kind of lead-in sentence that you see almost every day: The woman who had her pet dog cloned by South Korean scientists flatly denied early Thursday that she was a bail jumper accused of sexually assaulting and kidnapping…



WHEREAS, You Acted Like a Jerk In Court

WHEREAS, on the dates set out below, in the presence of Judge Thomas Mountjoy of the Court of Greene County, Missouri, attorney Carlos Dupree Romious, aka D. Carlos Romious, did do the following stupid things, among others: On June 16,…



Tip of the Day: 911 Is Not For Sandwich Complaints

Sources reported on August 4 that a Jacksonville man was arrested last week after he called 911 to report that his Subway sandwiches had not been made correctly. Seeking extra bonus points, he called it a second time to complain…