Normally I group short items like this one for posts in the “Assorted Stupidity” series, but I’m gonna do a series of them independently today as an experiment. For one thing, this would allow me to alert you to certain stupidity faster, when appropriate. And some of this information you may need right away.

Like this tip: There are lots of banks out there, so when choosing one to rob you should consider not choosing one that you use so often the tellers know you by name.

“Do you want to make a deposit, Kerri?” said one teller.

Kerri did not want to make a deposit.

Police arrested Kerri over the weekend, and seized cash, a cell phone, clothing and a number of “items covered in red dye.”