Escape Charge Dismissed Because State Didn’t Prove Prison’s Location
Prosecutors forgot to call any witnesses who knew which county it’s in.
May 2017
Assorted Stupidity #101
In this edition: an unwise extortionist, Oklahoma fixes its “mistake,” how to commit a crime and still win an election, and an arrest warrant turns up the heat on Bikram Choudhury.
Courthouse Deputy: “I Need to See Your Monkey”
He’d already seen it on the X-ray machine.
Oklahoma Accidentally Makes All Civil Litigation “Loser Pays”
I don’t remember legislation by accident being covered on “Schoolhouse Rock.”
“Naked American Hero” Loses Challenge to TSA Fine
Disappointing.
Court: Lawyer Who Gave Himself Award Can’t Sue People Who Reported He Did That
Turns out “College Lawyer of the Year” may not be all that prestigious an award.
Man Who Will Never Date Again Sues Date for Cost of Movie Ticket [Updated]
She texted during a movie, he objected, and it went downhill from there. [Update: Or did it?]
MUGABE SPOKESMAN: “The President Was Simply Resting His Eyes”
He’s told funnier lies, but this one isn’t bad.
Dueling Still Not Advisable in Oregon
You can meet somewhere for a rap battle, I guess, but don’t bring guns.
“This Case Is About More Than One Rabbit,” Says Lawyer for Owners of Giant Rabbit
It’s probably about just one rabbit, but it was a big-ass rabbit.