All on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day, all non-life-threatening injuries: #42: Argued about wedding color scheme (stabbed) #43: Argued over apple fritters (stabbed) #44: Argued about location of the Big Dipper (stabbed) #45: Turned off the Crock-Pot (choked & stabbed) #46: Came…
Unwise.
This is not a viable self-defense claim for any number of reasons.
Killing even one customer is likely to get you fired. Kill four, no severance payment.
Reports of clown involvement may have been exaggerated.
The specific reason for the assault is not entirely clear, but it’s getting on the list because Antarctica.
You don’t need to call it off at 2 a.m. anymore.
Well, obviously.
Tasty.
One of the more understandable reasons to still make it into this category.