“Tell You What, Slick. This Profession Doesn’t Need You.”
Phrases that suggest your hearing is not going especially well.
Attorneys in Action
Tear Gas Fired to Disperse Lawyers
How many lawyers does it take to start a riot? Couple hundred, depending.
“Perhaps Some of the Language ‘Crossed the Line’ of Civility”
But you be the judge. If you are over 18, at least.
“Excuseman” Gets Three Years for Stealing From Clients
Slower than a speeding bullet, and less powerful than the bar association.
“Quirky” Lawyer Acquitted of Stalking; Concedes He Did “Meow Randomly on Occasion”
The extent of the meowing remains unclear.
Defendants File Non-Opposition to Plaintiff’s Motion for Leave to File Surreply to Motion for Leave to File Surreply
If reading that hurt your head, imagine how the judge felt.
You Know Trial Went Poorly If the Judge Orders You Back to Law School
Turns out the Federal Rules of Civil Procedure are not optional.
Prepare to Eat It, Giuliani-Style
That was funny too, but for different reasons.
Do They Teach Proofreading at Yale?
Maybe the question is: Did they teach *Kris Kobach* at Yale?
Roy Moore’s Lawyer Accused of Uncomfortable Relationship With English Language
The evidence is pretty overwhelming, frankly.