No, wait — it was a pen this time. And I was about to accuse him of a lack of creativity.
WALK THROUGH THE CORN AND GO TOWARD THE LIGHTS. THAT IS ONE WAY TO ESCAPE A CORN MAZE WITHOUT CALLING FOR BACKUP.
Tells Congress he loves it, tries to eat microphone.
“In his deposition, Beninati admitted he knew ‘fire was dangerous and caused burns’ before he walked into one.”
One of the most popular posts ever on this site, and one of the dumbest cases ever filed by people who weren’t incarcerated.
Now argues that God doesn’t need to get a summons because He already knows He’s been sued.
A man’s woodshed is his castle’s outbuilding. Or something like that.
Still inexplicable more than a decade after it happened.