The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
Salamander, jackass bills signed into law.
Don’t worry, though—they totally promise not to invade your privacy while doing it.
His little Supreme Court is apparently not split 4-4.
For just a few dollars you, too, can be bothersome to the TSA and possibly also help make legal precedent.
Or to shoot him four times, apparently. Not enough of these 1200+ words are jokes, but the cartoon references I think are pretty good.
It’s “disorderly conduct,” according to some people. But hey, you can’t be too careful. Look the other way and the next thing you know, ISIL will try a disco infiltration.