You really don’t.
The bullshit in question being the Fourth Amendment.
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
Salamander, jackass bills signed into law.
Don’t worry, though—they totally promise not to invade your privacy while doing it.
His little Supreme Court is apparently not split 4-4.
For just a few dollars you, too, can be bothersome to the TSA and possibly also help make legal precedent.