Proof that if you have enough opinions, sooner or later one of them will be right. Just statistically speaking.
Let’s apply the rational-basis test to this one.
The Constitution says one thing, but we do another. Seems odd.
You really don’t.
The bullshit in question being the Fourth Amendment.
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
Salamander, jackass bills signed into law.
Don’t worry, though—they totally promise not to invade your privacy while doing it.