Salamander, jackass bills signed into law.
Don’t worry, though—they totally promise not to invade your privacy while doing it.
His little Supreme Court is apparently not split 4-4.
Or to shoot him four times, apparently. Not enough of these 1200+ words are jokes, but the cartoon references I think are pretty good.
It’s “disorderly conduct,” according to some people. But hey, you can’t be too careful. Look the other way and the next thing you know, ISIL will try a disco infiltration.
The Ninth Circuit made it just a little less likely that officers will try to yank something out of your butt without a warrant.
Court rules that a 12-foot-statue of Jesus near Chairlift Two of a Montana ski resort doesn’t violate the Establishment Clause just because it’s technically on federal land. Fact that people sometimes put a ski helmet on it is relevant to court’s analysis.
No, it's The Onion that makes up fake news stories, not me. In this case, I barely even had to tweak the headline: Cleveland Plain Dealer Seriously. According to the report, officers of the Cleveland Division of Police (CDP) hit people on…
Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered. Luke 11:52 (KJV) Well, the Lord’s lawsuit against all similarly situated homosexuals lasted just…