To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Crime and Punishment
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.
I’m a grown man, but I’m also on vacation.
Grand jury proceedings are secret, so I guess we’ll never know which way he voted.
A sentence that has been called “crewel and unusual punishment,” though not by me.
Are you currently in a parade?
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
If he watched this movie, he’s the real victim.
You may be surprised to know that no Florida case has yet addressed this question.
I have nothing against toplessness, but am anti-defrauding-the-elderly.