Prosecutors forgot to call any witnesses who knew which county it’s in.
Crime and Punishment
You can’t set your snake free in a public park. At least not in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
At least he didn’t delete any emails. (He actually said that.)
Among other things.
To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.
I’m a grown man, but I’m also on vacation.
Grand jury proceedings are secret, so I guess we’ll never know which way he voted.
A sentence that has been called “crewel and unusual punishment,” though not by me.
Are you currently in a parade?