The ruling presumably leaves him with no facial expression at all.
Crime and Punishment
He managed to get out of this water hazard, but it didn’t do him much good.
Although his smirk has not yet wavered.
Prosecutors forgot to call any witnesses who knew which county it’s in.
You can’t set your snake free in a public park. At least not in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
At least he didn’t delete any emails. (He actually said that.)
Among other things.
To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.