Suspect’s “Toilet Strike” Enters Third Week
His long-term strategy is frankly unclear.
Criminal Mind, The
Suspect Who Asks About His “Other Murder Case” Is Charged With That One, Too
“Hm, well, I don’t see anything else on the docket, but I imagine the detectives here would be happy to look into it.”
Suspect Steals Mortuary Van, Finds Body Inside, Returns Both
Always check the back seat.
Police: Burglars Not Hard to Track in Snow
Or smart enough to wait for spring.
“Spelling Bee Bandit” Arrested for String of Roberies
I hope you realize that’s how HE spelled it.
Doody Convicts Rectal Smuggler
It took a while for the truth to come out.
Pond Ruins Yet Another Getaway
A story that’s a little more mysterious than it sounds.
Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Spa Bandit Update
For no good reason at all, an update on the criminal career of one Marshall G. Wolbers, formerly known as the “Spa Bandit.”
Man Charged With Stealing 784,000 Quarters
No, not all at once.