To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.
I’m a grown man, but I’m also on vacation.
Grand jury proceedings are secret, so I guess we’ll never know which way he voted.
Oddly, the lawyer failed to identify any of the alleged misrepresentations.
He is a lawyer, but apparently he’s not willing to serve.
We don’t know if Eric’s business plan was ultimately successful, but his defense was.
A sentence that has been called “crewel and unusual punishment,” though not by me.
A story that’s a little more mysterious than it sounds.
Are you currently in a parade?