Need a hit man who’s also trained in the “millennial arts” AND speaks Hawaiian? I have good news and bad news.
There’s more than one important lesson here, actually.
“Hey bro,” the suspect reportedly said upon being discovered.
Impressive, but still unsuccessful.
Representing Roger Stone must be a real joy.
Not what you normally expect to find when dumpster diving (I’m told).
Probably not even much of a negotiation to speak of.
I would like to apologize for the headline, which I seemed to be powerless to prevent.
If you want this option, you should negotiate it with the driver beforehand.
Here’s the kind of post you get when I’m late for a connecting flight. Good image, though.