You can’t set your snake free in a public park. At least not in Sioux Falls, South Dakota.
Always check the back seat.
Or smart enough to wait for spring.
I hope you realize that’s how HE spelled it.
At least he didn’t delete any emails. (He actually said that.)
It took a while for the truth to come out.
Among other things.
To any who would threaten the precious Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve: let this be a lesson to you.
Police initially let Tree off with a warning, but the misbehavior continued.
I’m a grown man, but I’m also on vacation.