Expert on Money Laundering Arrested for … Well, You Can Probably Guess
And you only get one guess.
And you only get one guess.
Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter (twice), and that’s by no means the weirdest thing in this roundup.
If you want something done right … actually, don’t do this at all.
Another good reason not to give him any money.
There are probably others you could add to the list, but here are 12 important ones.
No one was harmed during the pointing spree, which lasted only a few seconds.
PERSONS OF THE DIALOGUE: Timaeus, a driver; Socrates, a passenger; Lysimachus and Callicles, who do not speak.
Need a hit man who’s also trained in the “millennial arts” AND speaks Hawaiian? I have good news and bad news.
There’s more than one important lesson here, actually.
“Hey bro,” the suspect reportedly said upon being discovered.