I’ll tell you right up front: this post is completely ridiculous.
Good Reasons to Kill
The victim was assaulted with a Playstation controller.
Sure, this sport looks peaceful, but never let down your guard.
To be honest, worse things have probably happened to people who smirked at a Viking.
This one’s almost understandable.
One of the more understandable reasons to still make it into this category.
Even in Scotland the pipes are occasionally unwanted.
Make sure not to tell anybody in Montana that [redacted].
Lots of unanswered questions here. Can this be the next Serial?