Homeland Insecurity




Stormtrooper Arrested

Even though, like all Imperial Stormtroopers, he really wasn’t much of a threat.



TSA Update: Still Failin’

And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.





The Torch Has Been Passed

A thoroughly pissed-off Gen. George Washington to British Lt. General Thomas Gage (Aug. 19, 1775): I have taken Time, Sir, to make a strict Inquiry, and find it has not the least Foundation in Truth. Not only your Officers, and…