National Guard Deployed to Seize One Marijuana Plant
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
Homeland Insecurity
How and Why to Delete Your Yahoo Account
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
What Is Treason?
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
CBP to Settle With Woman Forced to Pay Cost of Cavity Search
And it’d be great if this were the only time that had ever happened … but no.
Apparently He Left “War Criminal” Off His Resumé
But you’d hope they dig a little further when they do background checks for airport security.
Happy Memorial Day From the TSA
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
The TSA’s Million-Dollar App (and My Zero-Dollar Equivalent)
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.
Stormtrooper Arrested
Even though, like all Imperial Stormtroopers, he really wasn’t much of a threat.
You Know, Karl, There Have Also Been Criminals Named “Karl”
In response to the county commissioner who said we should be concerned about anybody named “Mohammed.”
TSA Update: Still Failin’
And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.