Homeland Insecurity


Stormtrooper Arrested

Even though, like all Imperial Stormtroopers, he really wasn’t much of a threat.



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TSA Protester Needs Your Help

For just a few dollars you, too, can be bothersome to the TSA and possibly also help make legal precedent.


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TSA Update: Still Failin’

And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.





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The Torch Has Been Passed

A thoroughly pissed-off Gen. George Washington to British Lt. General Thomas Gage (Aug. 19, 1775): I have taken Time, Sir, to make a strict Inquiry, and find it has not the least Foundation in Truth. Not only your Officers, and…


Airport Security Seizes Three-Year-Old’s Fart Gun

For once I'm not going to be criticizing the TSA, but that's only because the TSA wasn't involved here in any way. Although it wouldn't surprise me if they have been meeting with their Irish counterparts supposedly to exchange nonsensical…