I’m frankly not sure why I put “ALERT” in front of that, or why I’m leaving it there. In any event, for the first time ever, the Kansas Senate is lawyer-free.
Congratulations to Nobody.
There haven’t been any landings since the ban, so ….
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
TL, DR: click here, Fourth Amendment.
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
And it’d be great if this were the only time that had ever happened … but no.
But you’d hope they dig a little further when they do background checks for airport security.
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.