Unnatural Law







Accused Italian Cheese Witch May Get New Trial

This is one of those we’re-sorry-we-burned-that-person-a-few-centuries-ago cases, but that doesn’t mean they all shouldn’t get together now and have a second fake trial rigged to come out the right way this time.



God’s Class Action Dismissed

Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered. Luke 11:52 (KJV) Well, the Lord’s lawsuit against all similarly situated homosexuals lasted just…


God Files Class Action Against Gay People

I know exactly what you’re thinking—one god isn’t enough gods for a class action. That makes no sense at all! And even if there were more than one, how likely is it that they would be similarly situated so that one…