Unnatural Law





Accused Italian Cheese Witch May Get New Trial

This is one of those we’re-sorry-we-burned-that-person-a-few-centuries-ago cases, but that doesn’t mean they all shouldn’t get together now and have a second fake trial rigged to come out the right way this time.



God’s Class Action Dismissed

Woe unto you, lawyers! for ye have taken away the key of knowledge: ye entered not in yourselves, and them that were entering in ye hindered. Luke 11:52 (KJV) Well, the Lord’s lawsuit against all similarly situated homosexuals lasted just…


God Files Class Action Against Gay People

I know exactly what you’re thinking—one god isn’t enough gods for a class action. That makes no sense at all! And even if there were more than one, how likely is it that they would be similarly situated so that one…


Sauron’s Ring Makes Brains Disappear

As I'm sure you dorks all know, although the One Ring could turn its wearer invisible, it also had the power to influence and corrupt minds. Typically it caused those around it to become consumed with desire for the Ring…


Frozen Guru Update

Just a quick update on the continuing controversy in India over the status of His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj Ji.