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Don’t wear them out of the house, actually, but if you must, at least don’t wear them to court.
In this edition: the return of Beezow; a 50,000-volt penalty for talking in court; the South Carolina Legislature wastes some (more) time, and a defense to remember.
I have nothing against toplessness, but am anti-defrauding-the-elderly.
Which, just FYI, is not a good sign if you weren’t joking.