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Blagojevich Mocked in Furniture Ad

This excellent ad appeared in the Chicago Tribune on Thursday.     It's not clear whether this was originally called the "Senate Sofa," or they renamed it to take advantage of the opportunity.  But who cares? I know Blagojevich insists he can…


Assorted Stupidity #113

In this edition: another attempted water escape fails; all of Quebec’s laws are apparently unconstitutional; a magician’s gettin’ sued; and special guest appearances by Rod Blagojevich and the legendary Spa Bandit.






Let’s All Sue Kim Kardashian

Rob Delaney, a very funny comedian who you should be following on Twitter if you do that kind of thing, is threatening to sue Kim Kardashian and her husband what's-his-name for ending their "marriage" after only 72 days: I wish…


Suspect’s Juggalo Status Unclear, Say Juggalo Experts

Just because somebody's wearing clown makeup doesn't make him a clown, and as Rod Blagojevich proves, not all clowns wear makeup. This is also true of Juggalos. So police may have jumped to conclusions earlier this month when they speculated…


Not Fooling Anyone

Here are just a few of the people who were not fooling anyone this week: Jean Marc Viau, an Edmonton man who claimed an officer beat him up after a traffic stop, when asked in court if he had been…


Fall of the Republic, #137

True or false: this person was once elected governor of a major American state.    Is the "Jailhouse Rock" joke too obvious?  Oh, well:  Blagojevich, who has steadfastly refused to lay low while awaiting trial on corruption charges, should probably…