Dear Idiots: Please Keep Posting Pictures of You Committing Crimes
It makes things a lot easier for the people who are coming to arrest you.
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Assorted Stupidity #139
In this edition: Scotch eggs, voter fraud, a Maltese eagle, and two trips from Land’s End to John o’ Groats (one going way too fast, the other one naked).
Leader’s Right to Take Office Questioned
A dramatic challenge to democracy and the right not to wear shoes.
Man Who Wanted “Full-Contact Experience” With Leopard Sues After Getting One
You just can’t please some people.
Rapper Who Rapped About Committing Fraud Arrested for Fraud
The song itself isn’t evidence, but making it was still unwise.
Felon Who Died in Tragic Fall Found Alive in Closet
Well, allegedly dead.
Attorney Charged With Criminal Mischief for Egging Judge’s Car
He explained that it was all in fun, but the judge doesn’t seem to have been amused.
Saudi Divorce Rate Spikes During Lockdown; Wives Reportedly Learning of “Secret Marriages”
Another casualty of the coronavirus.
“The Facts Are Unusual,” Says Judge About Acquittal in Mistaken-Home-Invasion-Broom-Sex-Fantasy Case
“Are you sure you’re not Kevin?” the man with the machete asked.
Nope, Twitter Isn’t Violating the First Amendment
It can’t.