Each of the following pleadings has already been filed, somewhere, and so is in the public domain and may be used freely (subject to any copyright claims anybody might assert, which are probably bogus but still). NOTE: Lowering the Bar does not warrant or represent that use of any of these pleadings will get you anything other than sanctioned—although some of them have in fact worked. Use at your own risk.
- If you have been spooked into falling off a deck by someone who negligently attempted to fire a bottle rocket out of his anus
- Motion to Compel Acceptance of Lunch Invitation (order granting same)
Motions to Continue Hearing or Trial