In which an Australian “biohacker” beats the rap.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Authorities are still searching for the culprits here, who surprisingly survived.
“I have reached a decision that I shall now explain … for the next 17 hours.”
Australian lawyers should be on their best behavior.
In this edition: another maple-syrup heist; the ABA insists upon right-thinking; more bumbling Australian thieves; and God is not literally a “co-pilot.”
WARNING: You may well want to stop reading after the phrase, “here comes knowledge.”
Authorities have asked the public to alert them to anyone appearing to have burned or singed feet.
Womanly shrieks reported.
The individuals are not believed to be linked to terrorism.
Updated with one relevant point and also something about kangaroos.