In this edition: another maple-syrup heist; the ABA insists upon right-thinking; more bumbling Australian thieves; and God is not literally a “co-pilot.”
WARNING: You may well want to stop reading after the phrase, “here comes knowledge.”
Authorities have asked the public to alert them to anyone appearing to have burned or singed feet.
Womanly shrieks reported.
The individuals are not believed to be linked to terrorism.
Updated with one relevant point and also something about kangaroos.
“Come and get me, you miserable bastards,” was Paul Hogan’s response a couple of years ago to the news that he was being investigated for tax evasion. The Australian government said he owed it a lot more money, but Hogan,…