King of Australia Says He’s Testing Its Court System
Australian lawyers should be on their best behavior.
Australia
Assorted Stupidity #93
In this edition: another maple-syrup heist; the ABA insists upon right-thinking; more bumbling Australian thieves; and God is not literally a “co-pilot.”
Tales of Humpty Doo
WARNING: You may well want to stop reading after the phrase, “here comes knowledge.”
Arsonist Sets Own Shoes on Fire
Authorities have asked the public to alert them to anyone appearing to have burned or singed feet.
Man’s Spider Hunt Mistaken for Domestic Violence
Womanly shrieks reported.
Australian Police Searching for Motorized-Picnic-Table Riders
The individuals are not believed to be linked to terrorism.
Updated with one relevant point and also something about kangaroos.
Crocodile Dundee Planning to Sue Australia
“Come and get me, you miserable bastards,” was Paul Hogan’s response a couple of years ago to the news that he was being investigated for tax evasion. The Australian government said he owed it a lot more money, but Hogan,…