Not killing this guy is about the only thing the SFPD did right here.
The bullshit in question being the Fourth Amendment.
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
Don’t worry, though—they totally promise not to invade your privacy while doing it.
Or to shoot him four times, apparently. Not enough of these 1200+ words are jokes, but the cartoon references I think are pretty good.