Or at least reduced the number of people who died of old age while saying it.
The 81-year-old grandmother they stole it from is extremely pissed off.
Well, that’s not entirely accurate … she was high almost all the time.
Update: The Simolaris Incident was still infuriating people at this week’s board meeting, according to a more recent report by the Lowell Sun. Simolaris and town manager John Curran argued about who had committed the greater sin, and the forum…