In this edition: nothing about the United States Supreme Court.
Don’t worry, though—they screened them after they landed at their destination.
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.
And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.
In this edition: yet another Bieber-related crime, the TSA at “work,” a lawyer’s argument about stirrups, and one surprisingly easy way to foil a bank robbery.
Nope, it wasn’t Patty Hearst. Decent guess, though.
Not the terrorist kind. The 17th-century kind.
Their creativity knows no bounds.
Because of course it doesn’t.