Don’t worry, though—they screened them after they landed at their destination.
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.
And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.
In this edition: yet another Bieber-related crime, the TSA at “work,” a lawyer’s argument about stirrups, and one surprisingly easy way to foil a bank robbery.
Nope, it wasn’t Patty Hearst. Decent guess, though.
Not the terrorist kind. The 17th-century kind.
Their creativity knows no bounds.
Because of course it doesn’t.