ALERT: TSA Is Keeping Your Loose Change
It can’t detect guns or bombs very well, but it somehow manages to keep a lot of coins from boarding their intended flight.
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Assorted Stupidity #117
In this edition: nothing about the United States Supreme Court.
Latest Airport-Security Exploit: Walking Through in a Group
Don’t worry, though—they screened them after they landed at their destination.
Happy Memorial Day From the TSA
The lines are going to suck, but at least the whole process is completely unnecessary. So there’s that.
The TSA’s Million-Dollar App (and My Zero-Dollar Equivalent)
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.
TSA Update: Still Failin’
And in all the same ways. But the new administrator says now there’s a “laser-focus on mission,” so that’s good.
Assorted Stupidity #80
In this edition: yet another Bieber-related crime, the TSA at “work,” a lawyer’s argument about stirrups, and one surprisingly easy way to foil a bank robbery.
Sufficiently Notorious Convicted Felon Identified?
Nope, it wasn’t Patty Hearst. Decent guess, though.
TSA Saves Public From Air Pirates!
Not the terrorist kind. The 17th-century kind.
New TSA Scanner Procedure Is Dumb in a New Way
Their creativity knows no bounds.