Oh dear God.
Turns out the sham chief is probably still at it.
Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.
The Dancing Man of Cottonwood Heights has been exonerated. Though questions remain.
It’s “disorderly conduct,” according to some people. But hey, you can’t be too careful. Look the other way and the next thing you know, ISIL will try a disco infiltration.
In which a DEA testifies to witnessing “rabbits that had cultivated a taste for … marijuana,” and had lost all motivation.