Assorted Stupidity #172
In this edition: legislators don’t want to take civics tests; llamas do pretty good police work; courts rule on “boneless chicken wings” and lawn-related free speech.
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U.S. Pat. No. 8,667,956: Controllable [Human] Launcher
Looks fun! I’ll go second.
In Memory of “Death v. Graves”
You will be missed.
Judge Finds for 11-Year-Old in Toy-Dinosaur-Assault Case
Assault *with* a toy dinosaur, not upon one.
New York State May Allow “Dancing by Default”
Don’t get too excited yet, though.
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Family Lost in Corn Maze Calls 911
WALK THROUGH THE CORN AND GO TOWARD THE LIGHTS. THAT IS ONE WAY TO ESCAPE A CORN MAZE WITHOUT CALLING FOR BACKUP.
