Here are the factors that lead me to believe both that Patrick Allain wants to go to jail and that he will soon be able to realize that dream:

1. He was arrested for drunk driving on Monday night.
2. It’s his fourth arrest for that charge.
3. He hit two other cars during this incident, and initially refused to stop for police.
4. When he did stop, he kept drinking from his 40-ounce beer bottle while chatting with police.
5. His statement, "You can charge me with whatever you want.  It’s not going to stop me from drinking and driving."

I’m not so sure about that.

Link: Yahoo! News