This is from some spam we received today:
Fall is in the air and as the temperature continues to drop, now is the time to schedule surveillance. Don’t miss the opportunity to catch your subjects outside and active before it’s too late.
P_____ Investigations offers a wide range of surveillance services all performed by investigators using the latest technology and training designed to get results. Surveillance can provide the evidence needed to resolve your case effectively and it can be a valuable tool to support nearly any type of case.
Ah, yes. 'Tis said that "[i]n the Spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of love;" but in the Fall, mayhap, it's more about catching people cheating on their workers' comp claims.
Don't let the season for surveillance pass you by, people. 'T'will be gone before you know it.