Robin J. Hood was arrested for thievery in January, after stealing three caps from a local merchant.  This event seems to have received surprisingly little attention, given that according to my Wikipedia research, various authorities have been pursuing a “Robin Hood” for something like seven hundred years.  (Turns out they should have been looking in Denver.)

Hood, as he is wont to do, gave authorities a false name upon being apprehended, hoping to disguise his true identity.  But the rogue had lifted it from another man’s wallet, thus adding identity theft to his many crimes.

In a completely unrelated story, Ronald McDonald was arrested earlier this month for possession of marijuana.

Link: Denver Post