1. You own an iPad.

2. You own a fancy case for your iPad.

3. You paid $500 for your iPad case because it's part of The Bernie Madoff Collection, which means it's made out of Bernie Madoff's old clothes.

That one, mind you, is 100% Cashmere, so it's worth a little extra.

Even better evidence: you opted for an iPad case made from a pair of Bernie Madoff's pants:

Each sweater and/or pair of pants apparently yields four iPad cases. And each case comes with a certificate of authenticity, since these are sure to be priceless heirlooms.

Via Gizmodo.