Obiwan Kenobi, who it seems ended up retiring to Roseville, California, was arrested on Saturday after an investigation pointed to him as the alleged culprit in a hit-and-run. Kenobi fled the scene, presumably leaving behind only an empty robe that officers prodded uselessly, but they picked him up at home later on.

Kenobi was also wanted on an unrelated petty-theft charge, probably trying to get back his hyphen.

This isn't really my specialty, but prior posts have included at least two "Robin Hoods," one "Ronald MacDonald" (who was arrested for stealing from Wendy's), and a guy who sued Michael Jordan for $800 million because they supposedly look too much alike.