DWI Charge Dismissed Because Driver Was a Gut-Brewer
You probably don’t suffer from “auto-brewery syndrome,” though, which is yet another reason not to drink and drive.
2015
Good Reason to Kill #58: Star Wars Spoiler
Make sure not to tell anybody in Montana that [redacted].
Last-Minute Gift Suggestions
They might not get there by Christmas, but you could tell the person you got them something, and isn’t that really what matters?
Canada Now Challenging U.S. for Lead in Zamboni DUI Arrests
Canada is now way ahead on a per-capita basis, but the U.S. still leads in absolute terms.
Assorted Stupidity #82
In this edition: DUI lawyer demonstrates what not to do, inmate sues for being allowed to escape, and poor planning leads to bigamy arrest. Also, your word of the day is “hibernaculum.”
Museum Sued for Art Depicting Jesus as White
Tintoretto presumably an unindicted co-conspirator.
Follow the Chicken, Dramatized
Drop whatever you’re doing and spend 5:40 watching this NYT re-enactment of a classic deposition transcript.
You Know, Karl, There Have Also Been Criminals Named “Karl”
In response to the county commissioner who said we should be concerned about anybody named “Mohammed.”
Indiana Briefly Considered Fining Bad Anthem Singers
It came to its senses. Will Massachusetts and New Mexico do the same?
In Michigan, You May Now Dance to the National Anthem
Well, it’s legal now, at least, although to be honest it’s not the most danceable tune ever written.