Groping Conspiracy Thwarted, TSA Claims [Updated]
Still haven’t found any terrorists, though.
2015
A Few Tax Arguments Not to Make
Hey, your taxes are due this week—or ARE they? Yes, they are, that was a figure of speech. You have to pay them.
Of Course We Have No Ticket Quotas, But ….
… you may wish to consider the following information in re: your salary. You won't be surprised to learn that Edmundson is a "city" in St. Louis County, about a ten-minute drive from Ferguson (might take a lot longer, of…
Chillin’ With a Owl: Followup
Florida FWS decides not to press charges.
Assorted Stupidity #74
The lesson of this Iowa case is: if one has agreed to build a pond, one has thereby warranted that the pond will actually hold water. In an opinion that I have not read but with which I disagree, the…
Slaves Forced to Help With Guinness-World-Record Attempt
If you are thinking, well, why do I even have slaves if I can’t force them to help me get into the Guinness Book of World Records, you are missing the point entirely and are also an extremely bad human…
Men Filmed Chillin’ With a Owl Were Violatin’ Migratory Bird Treaty Act
"We chillin' with a owl right now, we vibin'." So quoth Johnny Duverson of West Palm Beach, who along with his friend Stervenson [confirmed: Stervenson] Benjamin could be seen doing just that in a video that the two men posted on Facebook….
Progress on the Police-Filming Front
Not much progress, but some.
Good Reason to Kill #54: Was Eating All the Salsa
At least three people sent this to me with a message along the lines of "I saw this and immediately thought of you." I guess I shouldn't be pleased that I come to mind when people attack each other for…
Judge Criticizes “Behemoth Pleadings”
Here are some words & phrases that you really don't want a judge to apply to anything you file: sprawling behemoth surplusage larded with brims with masquerading as voluminous breathtaking madness chokes the docket intended to overwhelm labyrinthian prolixity of…