2015 – Page 2 – Lowering the Bar

December 4, 2015

What have they got in their pocketses, precious? We wants to know.

December 3, 2015

In this edition: the schooling of a brain thief, criticism of the Secret Service, and another win for the Thought It Was a Giant Panda defense.

December 2, 2015

Mass egging charged under anti-terrorism statute.

November 30, 2015

Womanly shrieks reported.

November 25, 2015

“I’m sorry—he wanted death with what?”

November 23, 2015

To be fair, if you drop three hundred grand on an armored fighting vehicle, they really should be willing to touch up the paint.

November 18, 2015

The individuals are not believed to be linked to terrorism.

Updated with one relevant point and also something about kangaroos.

November 14, 2015

The complaint has got problems. The court don’t think he can solve ’em.

November 12, 2015

Or to shoot him four times, apparently. Not enough of these 1200+ words are jokes, but the cartoon references I think are pretty good.

November 11, 2015

The individual is said to have barked at the K-9 unit.