Driving While Caffeinated?
Spoiler: it’s not against the law.
Spoiler: it’s not against the law.
It’s “disorderly conduct,” according to some people. But hey, you can’t be too careful. Look the other way and the next thing you know, ISIL will try a disco infiltration.
This is one of those we’re-sorry-we-burned-that-person-a-few-centuries-ago cases, but that doesn’t mean they all shouldn’t get together now and have a second fake trial rigged to come out the right way this time.
But hopefully something that no one will ever need to use it for again.
This story has everything: a love triangle, a Christmas-party fracas at the zoo, meerkat experts, monkey handlers, and llama-keepers. Well, almost everything.
Why you might want to have second thoughts the next time you’re thinking about suing a child.
Hello, boys … I’m back!
Also I’m in custody on $500,000 bail. But still.
“We adopt this Resolution before God that he pass us by in his Coming Wrath.”
Some say Augustus Sol Invictus sacrificed a goat to the pagan god of the wilderness and then drank goat blood. Actually, HE says that. But he has denied being a fascist who wants to start another Civil War, so let’s not jump to conclusions.
Other states may have their crustaceans, but only D.C. would have an amphipod. Which is also a crustacean, but still. And D.C. isn’t a state, but also, still.