The Tri-State Monkey Smuggle, and Other Stories
Judicial opinions you’ll enjoy reading.
2016
Bill Would Let Cops “Field Test” Your Phone After an Accident
Don’t worry, though—they totally promise not to invade your privacy while doing it.
Assorted Stupidity #88
In this edition: the “Filner headlock,” a German hotel mystery, motorized beer coolers (again) and other reasons Australia seems fun, and the last ride of the Jammie Dodger gang.
The TSA’s Million-Dollar App (and My Zero-Dollar Equivalent)
I urge the TSA to implement my alternative immediately.
Tennessee Legislature Votes to Make Bible the Official State Book
This again.
Is It Illegal to Make Your Spouse Ride on the Roof of the Car?
Are you currently in a parade?
HR 1220: Urging Members to Stop Saying “Physical” Instead of “Fiscal”
WHEREAS, this has been bugging the $*#& out of Rep. Tracy McCreery.
Bad Places to Hide: Island in Alligator-Infested Lake
It does make it a little harder for the cops to follow you, but other issues still make this a bad choice.
Lawmaker: Bill Held Constitutional by “The Little Supreme Court in My Head”
His little Supreme Court is apparently not split 4-4.
Sovereign Citizens Also Bothering Scotland
With bad legal arguments, and bongos.