Assorted Stupidity #84
In this edition: the return of Beezow; a 50,000-volt penalty for talking in court; the South Carolina Legislature wastes some (more) time, and a defense to remember.
2016
Topless Gardener Scrapes Bottom of Barrel
I have nothing against toplessness, but am anti-defrauding-the-elderly.
Jury Laughs at Hot-Yoga Guy
Which, just FYI, is not a good sign if you weren’t joking.
Kansas Senator Says Temptresses Must Cover Themselves
The rule doesn’t apply to men because they already know how to “look professional,” he said.
Assorted Stupidity #83
In this edition: Twitter crime, logo revision, autolitigation, and yet more security panic.
Lucius Quintus Cincinnatus Lamar II
And other impressively named justices of the U.S. Supreme Court.
Village Votes to Keep Poorly Drawn and/or Racist Symbol
Whether it’s racist is really the only one of those that’s in serious dispute.
Powerball Problems
They’re pretty major, both pre- and post-winning.
Monkey Loses Copyright Battle
But vows (through counsel) to appeal.
Stormtrooper Arrested
Even though, like all Imperial Stormtroopers, he really wasn’t much of a threat.