Assorted Stupidity #93
In this edition: another maple-syrup heist; the ABA insists upon right-thinking; more bumbling Australian thieves; and God is not literally a “co-pilot.”
2016
Shark-Attack Lawsuit Raises Interesting Questions, Like What Were You Doing in the Ocean to Begin With
Also, is free-diving near hungry sharks a “recreational activity,” or a sign of a mental disorder?
IndyCampers Lose Despite Personal Appearance by Jesus
No, not the guy from The Big Lebowski … or at least I don’t think so.
Missouri’s Governor Appointed to Represent Criminal Defendant
He is a lawyer, but apparently he’s not willing to serve.
Garland Claims Longest-Wait Record from Brandeis
And his wait is by no means over.
Pants in the News
Just a grab-bag of pants-related legal-humor items. That’s all.
What Is Treason?
And what do strawberry tarts have to do with it?
Lowering the Bar Almost Makes Law360’s List of Top 5 Law Blogs
It’s either sixth, or an honorary member of the top 5, or they just needed some extra words for the column, it’s hard to say.
Rick & Morty Read the Denver Allen Transcript
WARNING: It is not safe for work.
Court Rules Donald Isn’t a Fascist
It affirmed, in fact, that he is not to be taken seriously at all.