CBP to Settle With Woman Forced to Pay Cost of Cavity Search
And it’d be great if this were the only time that had ever happened … but no.
2016
Plaintiff Misses Response Deadline by About 21 Years
Justice delayed is … oh, whatever.
Judge Challenges Defendant to Knit Her Way Out of Jail
A sentence that has been called “crewel and unusual punishment,” though not by me.
Take the LTB Supreme Court Trivia Quiz
This post is not the quiz, but as long as you’re here wasting time anyway, you might as well consider the pre-quiz material.
Tales of Humpty Doo
WARNING: You may well want to stop reading after the phrase, “here comes knowledge.”
Good Reason to Kill #62: Smirked When You Asked About That Viking Battle Axe
To be honest, worse things have probably happened to people who smirked at a Viking.
Assorted Stupidity #92
In this edition: leprechauns, Zulu-folk-musician impersonators, a big fee demand in a stupid little case, and the surprisingly high number of living dead in America.
Random Update: Convictions in Sham-Indian Case
Turns out the sham chief is probably still at it.
Defendant Holds Himself in Contempt (And It’s the Only Thing He Did Right)
He also convinced the judge to do it, just for good measure.
Assorted Stupidity #91
In this edition: Brexit may have involved Bruninformed voting; an interesting stress reaction; Oklahoma police *may* let you keep your own money; and yet another Facebook-admission case.