Lawyer’s Pants on Fire During Closing Argument
It’s not clear exactly what he was saying when the fire broke out, but this probably didn’t improve his credibility.
March 2017
Cow-Threatener’s Conviction Affirmed
The Swiss federal tribunal rejected his argument that he acted in self-defense.
Idaho May Legalize Dachshund Racing
It may or may not be illegal at the moment, but you can’t be too careful.
More on the Quest of King Allan
None of which makes success look more likely.
TAKE HEED AND REJOICE: King Allan of Gondor Hath Returned
Or at least he’s planning to. Is there a direct flight from Denver to Gondor? That’d be helpful.