Priority: Crocodiles
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
2017
Roy Moore’s Lawyer Accused of Uncomfortable Relationship With English Language
The evidence is pretty overwhelming, frankly.
California Adopts an Official Dinosaur
Among other things.
Assorted Stupidity #107
In this edition (among other things): the law of unintended consequences again; Chuck Norris litigates, for once; and why some contracts may need a “no-sex clause.”
Landlord Who Banned “Coloured” Tenants Claims It Was About the Curry Smell
The judge smelled a different motive, though.
Stop That Dancing! Unlicensed Cabarets Are Still Illegal in New York
Technically, at least, the time is not now, but rather sometime in February.
Of Course There Was a Comma in “I Want a Lawyer Dog”
No, not between “I” and “Want a Lawyer Dog,” as if he were referring to himself, Mr. Want a Lawyer Dog. Please try to take this more seriously. Dog.
Terrifying Halloween Assortment!
Scarier than The Exorcist!
Well, funnier than The Exorcist, at least.
Japanese Student Sues Over Dress Code Requiring Black Hair
Her hair is diabolically, but also genetically, brown.
The Montreal Screaming Ticket (or, Everybody Dance Now)
Give him the music, not a ticket.