Well, I have good news and bad news.

Artist's impression

The bad news is that the TSA was unable to prevent a baby from bypassing a security checkpoint at Newark International Airport on Friday, and did not notify airport police of the potential breach for over 30 minutes.

The further bad news is that airport police reacted by evacuating the entire terminal, sweeping it for explosive babies and rescreening all the passengers who had already cleared security.

And the additional further bad news is that said baby and its accomplices still were not found, apparently having boarded a flight and moved on to stage two of the plot even before police (over)reacted.

The good news is that it was a f*&%ing baby.