He is only the latest in a very long line of individuals who cannot understand that filing a lawsuit will not reduce the mockery level.

The Smoking Gun has a copy of the poorly written complaint (which seeks $10 million in damages) and the video clip pictured above. The plaintiff claims he was subjected to an "unending verbal crusade" by the ESPN announcers, but actually most of the alleged comments appear to have been posted by individuals at Major League Baseball's site.

He is also suing the Yankees, for a reason that is not explained in the complaint but, if revealed, will be dumb.