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Forty Years Later, John Dean Still Can’t Escape Watergate

Although this time, it was because he got stuck in the stairwell. This month is the 40th anniversary of the break-in at the Watergate Office Complex that ultimately led to the resignation of Richard Nixon. On June 11, the Washington…

Sinking Pedal Boat Ends Ridiculous Escape Attempt

Palm Harbor, Florida.  Nicholas Hammond gets up to use the bathroom and finds someone burglarizing his home.  Burglar flees, with Hammond in pursuit.  Burglar leaps on getaway bike he has hidden a block away, but is unable to pedal fast…

Assorted Stupidity #113

In this edition: another attempted water escape fails; all of Quebec’s laws are apparently unconstitutional; a magician’s gettin’ sued; and special guest appearances by Rod Blagojevich and the legendary Spa Bandit.